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¿Te vienes a ver el eclipse?

Thursday, June 16, 2011 10:11 No Comments

Jaime: ¿Te vienes a ver el eclipse? Óscar: Que va tio, soy más del NetBeans

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Un poco de humor linuxero

Sunday, June 12, 2011 19:15 1 Comment

  Pregunta:  ¿Cómo generar una cadena aleatoria? Respuesta: Pon a un novato estudiante enfrente de vi y dile que salga del editor.   Q: How to generate a random string? A: Put a fresh student in front of vi and tell him to quit.

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Oferta de Empleo un tanto “friki”?

Wednesday, June 8, 2011 15:37 No Comments

define(‘LATITUDE’,40.4222691); define(‘LONGITUDE’,-3.699632); define(‘HOST_URL’, ‘http://simbiotica.es’); define(‘AVAILABILITY’,'<<Insert your avaiability here>>’); define(‘MIN_EXPERIENCE’,86400*30*12); $langs = array(‘es’, ‘en’); define(‘LANGS’, serialize($langs)); define(‘DEBUG_TIME’,86400*30*3); define(‘RUN_TIME’,86400*30*6-DEBUG_TIME); set_time_limit(0); //needed to run. require ‘php.inc’; require ‘sql.inc’; //highly recommended. include ‘webServices.inc’; include ‘oop.inc’; include ‘javaScript.inc’; include ‘jQuery.inc’; //not needed, but would improve performance. include ‘gmapsAPI.inc’; include ‘facebookAPI.inc’; include ‘serverConfig.inc’; include ‘as3.inc’; public function daylyWork(){ backendProgramming(); backendIntegration(); dataModeling(); […]

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Marrones Handbook

Tuesday, May 31, 2011 13:02 No Comments

En estos días me han recomendado un libro llamado Marrones Handbook que recomiendo a todos los informáticos pringados (bueno a todos) http://www.grupobentas.com/historias/marrones.pdf Algunas risas caerán en tu departamento.

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Montando en bicicleta en el aeropuerto

Friday, May 13, 2011 17:59 No Comments

No se puede explicar… hay que verlo…

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Dios es informático

Friday, May 13, 2011 13:29 No Comments

¿Por qué empezamos a cumplir años desde 0 y no desde 1? Porque Dios era informatico. Escuchado en la empresa… un viernes  

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y tu eres informático?

Friday, May 6, 2011 21:51 No Comments

  Visto aquí

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Los compiladores pasan de mi

Monday, May 2, 2011 20:58 No Comments

Algunas veces creo los compiladores ignoran todos mis comentarios Sometimes I believe compiler ignores all my comments

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Cómo dejar de ser “El amigo informático”

Saturday, March 26, 2011 19:21 No Comments
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Una curiosa manera de saber la hora

Saturday, March 19, 2011 14:24 1 Comment
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